What is my 1000-year-old monster self to do when I’ve failed my immortal ascension?Time travel—accidentally—and wind up back in my 9-year-old body,needing to re-cultivate,of course.But after that?Get REVENGE!Muahahahaha! But the idiot who killed me—also accidentally—was the main character of the dumb harem Xianxia I transmigrated into.But wait.Wasn’t he only 7 or 8 at this point in time?Well,since I can’t harm a child or the main character without suffering in some way,then I’ll just have to raise him better,faster,stronger,and loyal!Muahahahaha!